Gift
One Christmas I was at my cousin's house and we had all the relatives from that side there. You see we do this thing there called White Elephant and the point is to bring cheap gifts there and you raffle for you're turn to pick from the gifts there, you can also steal the gifts from other people when its your turn.
So when it was my turn I pick the best sized gift there so I tore open that present flipped open that box and down on the bottom of this big box there was three tiny lumps of coal. Now it turns out that this wasn't any normal coal it was chocolate disguised as coal. I remember thinking "Great, I can start a fire with all this card board." But I didn't because it was winter, But really you had to be there .
So when it was my turn I pick the best sized gift there so I tore open that present flipped open that box and down on the bottom of this big box there was three tiny lumps of coal. Now it turns out that this wasn't any normal coal it was chocolate disguised as coal. I remember thinking "Great, I can start a fire with all this card board." But I didn't because it was winter, But really you had to be there .
